In a long expected move, President Obama announced today that he has appointed Geoffry Schlupenflush, founder of ProfitsAreObsene.Org, to the newly created post of Entrepreneurship Czar. In a Rose Garden ceremony, the President declared that the new Czar will monitor business activity across America and ensure that achievement is distributed more equitably.

“America is an innovative country in which entrepreneurs are welcome. We respect the entrepreneurial spirit more than any previous administration. But should a talented few enjoy all the achievement?” asked the President. “How fair is a system that allows a couple of white kids from California to start doodling on napkins in their mother’s kitchen and a few years later end up with assets worth more than $100 billion?” he added.

“This will not happen on my watch,” promised Schlupenflush, vowing to eliminate excessive capital gains as quickly as he can learn what return on investment means. “If you start with nothing you cannot end up with something,” he added.

To preempt future embarrassment, Schlupenflush disclosed that in his youth, growing up in Chicago, he was a community redistribution activist, an occupation that required dexterity with a hidden firearm and a fast getaway vehicle. He met Barry in the hood, but they were not close friends and the future President did not know what Schlupenflush did for a living.

The technology has improved and the language is different, but the message is the same.

If George Orwell was alive today, what would he think of the ease with which American society mutated from democracy to fascism? The Ministry of Truth turned out to be unnecessary. Because it shares an extremely radical left wing ideology with the Leader, the Media willingly rewrites history to suit his needs. Since teachers compete to instill in the young adulation for Big Brother, the Ministry of Love is redundant. What about the Ministry of Peace? With a President ready to surrender to any bully on the planet, who needs one. In the Treasury and the Fed, Obama does have a Ministry of Plenty, whose job it is to explain to the dumb masses how the next cockamamie social experiment will produce prosperity, even though all prior experiments have failed miserably.

In October 2008 candidate Barck “Barry” Obama promised that his election will bring about world peace – water levels will recede, cancer will be cured and America will be punished. A mere twelve months later, children are already singing the legend that is Barck Hussein Obama (rhymes with Osama). Read more >

Fascism is statism that embodies corporatism. Corporatism is an economic structure under which private ownership of the means of production is tightly controlled by the state. In other words, individuals can own and run businesses, but the Leader decides how to use the profits.

In an interview with Glen Beck, Thomas Sowell, a superb economic thinker, said that’s exactly what Obama is implementing in the USA. The President’s goal is to change the basic political and economic structure of the country as fast as he can. Hail, Obama! We love the Dear Leader and the Dear Leader loves his people, who happen to be Kenyan Muslims. Read more >

Thank you Senator Barbara Boxer for reminding us that Liberalism is at best soft Fascism. Liberals control your life, redistribute your wealth, beat you down, rape and pillage, then demand gratitude. They want to hear you say you love it. They want you to love Big Brother. Read more >

There was a time when Charles Johnson was but an aspiring web designer with an interesting background in music. After 9/11, he cited experts to help readers of his blog, Little Green Footballs, understand the enemy. Robert Spencer, with encyclopedic knowledge on the subject, was frequently quoted as the authority on Allah, Muhammad, the Koran and Muslims. Charles described Robert as a “friend” with “voluminous knowledge of Islam.” Charles, the web designer, even helped Robert set up his critically important blog, Jihad Watch.

DUmmies: “The Threat of Robert Spencer”

Fri, May 28, 2004 at 1:21:08 pm PDT

The Morlocks at Democratic Underground have suddenly discovered Robert Spencer and his voluminous knowledge of Islam—and of course, since most of the DUmmies can’t tell Mohammed from Maimonides, they’re in attack mode: The threat of Robert Spencer and the danger he poses to American Muslims.

And one of the worst things about this dangerous Spencer character is that he’s a friend of a certain odious Neanderthal.

Spencer has not changed in the years we have been following him online and in print. His books (we read them all) are well written,  informative, scholarly, and supported by extensive references. His blog, today as ever, is a must read for anyone searching to understand the war launched against us and the nature of the enemy. All his work is thoroughly researched. He recognizes Islam as a rival civilization hell bent on eliminating ours, a rival civilization that, like our own, consists of religion, history, culture, several ideological movements, warriors and civilians. Read more >

The Koran teaches that Muhammad was the perfect man, a role model for every believer to emulate. This is not some long forgotten abstraction that has been interpreted and re-interpreted for modern times. Pius Muslims in the twenty first century, as true believers have throughout the ages, follow this basic tenet of Islam. The problem is that, notwithstanding Obama’s apologetics, Allah’s lone prophet shared neither the Laws of Moses nor the compassion of Jesus. He raped and pillaged. He slaughtered and beheaded. He married and consummated sexual relations with a child. Then he recited Koranic Surahs teaching that his god had sanctioned all these vile acts. Read more >

Oh merciful Jehovah, please make it stop! There is only so much we can take.

From the beginning, the Media anointed him Messiah – The Chosen One. Last week, on MSNBC’s Hardball with Chris Matthews, Newsweek editor Evan Thomas named Him God. The Fourth Estate today consists of overpaid, over-exposed, ignorant sycophants.  If you listen carefully, you can hear Matthews endorse the divination. After all, Matthews had the epiphany first, way back during the 2008 campaign. Watch the famous “When I listen to Obama speak I get a thrill running up my leg” episode. Read more >

Ever wondered what it was like in Germany during the 1930s? Take a stroll down Broadway. It jumps right out at you. The Leader is everywhere. It’s all Obama all the time. Obama posters in the display windows. Obama on the face of every magazine. A booming voice at the street corner peddles Obama condoms. Read more >

A chain letter addressed to President Obama from (apparently) a fourth grade teacher in Missouri gives us hope that America may survive the destruction wrought by the Obama regime. It is entirely possible that Obama is but a couple of speeches away from being exposed for the arrogant know-nothing pompous Marxist ideologue that he is. His economic policies and favor-dispensations to ideological buddies are bound to irk many voters. One day we’ll wake up and everybody will know it and the media won’t be able to run cover for him any more. Obama will be just another bumbling socialist, Jimmy Carter with big ears.

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington , DC 20500

Mr. Obama:

I have had it with you and your administration, sir. Your conduct on your recent trip overseas has convinced me that you are not an adequate representative of the United States of America collectively or of me personally. You are so obsessed with appeasing the Europeans and the Muslim world that you have abdicated the responsibilities of the President of the United States of America.  You are responsible to the citizens of the United States.

You are not responsible to the peoples of any other country on earth. I personally resent that you go around the world apologizing for the United States telling Europeans that we are arrogant and do not care about their status in the world. Sir, what do you think the First World War and the Second World War were all about if not the consideration of the peoples of Europe? Are you brain dead? What do you think the Marshall Plan was all about? Read more >