A Japanese politician suspected of accepting bribes just committed suicide. Of course, Japanese politicians have a sense of honor.

If Israeli politicians who take bribes committed suicide, who would be left to run the government?

Yediot Achronot, Israel’s largest daily, reports that in all of Sderot there is only one homeless person. He is a mute and deaf. He does not hear the Kassam rockets that land. So the municipality gave him a vibrating beeper.

Israel’s government is not considering as an alternative to the beeper turning Gaza into a parking lot.