President Obama’s airplane buzzed Ground Zero scaring shoppers, office workers and children. If President Bush pulled this stunt the headlines in the New York Times would have been “Bush Attacks New York: Women and Minorities Hardest Hit.” Since the culprit is the smartest President ever, it all got blamed on Moishe Poopick, a $60,000 a year clerck working in the sub-basement archives of City Hall. Sure, somebody in the White House knew about it, but it wasn’t anybody with a window office. The smartest President definitely did not know about it and the best Press Secretary in history, Robert Gibbs, when asked by a reporter to explain why Obama buzzed New York responded “you should call the White House.” Waw! Brilliant!
