Mixing the scientific work of satellite TV channel Bravo with a bit of amateur Photoshop magic enabled us to uncover the final stages of human evolution, as our race deteriorates back to its primitive origins.

The last three figures on the right look a lot like Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, Democrat Presidential Candidate Dennis Kucinich and Daily KOS lunatic Markos Moulitsas Zuniga. Things are not going to end well. In 100,000 years or so, the human race will split into two groups. One group will look like a seven foot tall George Clooney, the other like Danny DeVito.

According to evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry the human race will have reached its physical peak by the year 3000 and it will be all downhill from there.
The future for our descendants isn’t all long life, perfect bodies and chiseled features, however.
While humans will reach their peak in 1000 years’ time, 10,000 years later our reliance on technology will have begun to dramatically change our appearance.
Medicine will weaken our immune system and we will begin to appear more child-like.
Dr Curry said: “The report suggests that the future of man will be a story of the good, the bad and the ugly.
“While science and technology have the potential to create an ideal habitat for humanity over the next millennium, there is the possibility of a monumental genetic hangover over the subsequent millennium due to an over-reliance on technology reducing our natural capacity to resist disease, or our evolved ability to get along with each other.
“After that, things could get ugly, with the possible emergence of genetic ‘haves’ and ‘have-nots’.”









