A new religious movement requires new terminology to differentiate itself from the old establishment. Al Gore’s neo-animist cult has already redefined the seasons. Summer, three months of rising temperatures, has been renamed Global Warming. Winter, a quarter-year of colder air, is now Climate Change.
To get a better feel for what Gore is complaining about, we traveled the world and observed people in their Global Warming habitats.
Here are people enjoying Global Warming on a California beach Circa May 2007.
People enjoying Global Warming in Alaska Circa July 2007. Notice the iceberg.
As do the Sea Lions.
Yes this is a glacier.
In Israel people just love Global Warming Circa July 2006.
And yes, even in China everybody loves Global Warming.
