The enemy achieved a small victory yesterday when Gordon Brown, Britain’s new Prime Minister, announced that henceforth his cabinet will not refer to Muslims who blow up things as either ‘Muslims’ or ‘Terrorists’. ‘Al Qaeda’ is permissible but ‘Islamic’ is definitely out. Also out is ‘War on Terror’. Popularized by George Bush’s poodle, Mr. Brown’s predecessor at 10 Downing Street, the phrase is, apparently, offensive to followers of a certain peaceful religion. The second prong in Brown’s new initiative is to ‘keep calm and carry on’ and ‘stand together, united, resolute, and strong’.
The media is impressed with the Prime Minister’s ability to tolerate pain while simultaneously exercising extreme care not to offend Britain’s new overlords. Jacqui Smith, the new Home Secretary, is also garnering praise from people in the street. From Breitbart, Britons Cheer Brown for Attacks Response:
“I’m impressed with the fact that (Brown) and Jacqui Smith speak pretty calmly” said Londoner James Freeman, 32. “They’re focusing on terrorists as criminals, rather than people of a religious persuasion. I think (Brown) is going to continue to stand firm.”
Yes, he will firmly defend the Islamists and keep a cool head, until they chop it off.
Don’t read the whole thing. It is too depressing.
