Breaking news! From Syria National News (SNN).
Ehud “3%” Olmert’s plan to bring world peace by returning the Golan to Syria has been exposed as a sham by the discovery of giant attack golf balls on the Syrian border. Upon uncovering the Israeli plot, the Syrian Optometrist, Basher al-Assad, said that he never really believed Olmert. He had ordered his army to continue recruiting suicide bombers in anticipation of a trick. “You can never trust the Jews” he said.
Low in the valley lies Quneitra the headquarters of the Syrian army in the region. The village is protected in the foreground by some UN shacks.
Up on the tallest hill in the area the Jews have been building … what?
Looks like giant attack golf balls. You push a ball down the hill and …
The Israeli PM’s Office claimed that these “apparent” golf balls are nothing but sensitive listening devices that can hear Assad’s bed creak. Other unnamed sources in the Ministry of Technology denied rumors that Israel is developing a giant #3 wood golf club with night vision.
Assad argues that even a putter would cause plenty of damage and his bed doesn’t creak.
